アーバックル「(HERE I AM, YOU-KNOW-WHO, THE MOST FAMOUS CAT IN U.S. AT THE LAND OF RISING SUN. BOY, THE JET LAG IS STILL KILLING ME! OH GEEKY OWNER OF MINE, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO FONDLE THE VET'S FEMININITY SYMBOLS IMMEDEATELY AFTER GETTING SUCH A BIG JOB? NOW I'M IN SOMEHWERE WITH NO TRACE OF LASAGNA IN SIGHT! ALL BECAUSE YOU ARE IN A MIDDLE OF A STUPID LAWSUIT!)